Here are some non PC words you had better avoid as the truth often upsets! Please use the PC alternative.... Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled. Bald: Follicularly challenged. Body Odour: Non discretionary fragrance. Bum: Homeless person. Broken Home: Dysfunctional family. Caretaker: Site Engineer. Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated. Criminal: Behaviourally challenged. Dead: Living impaired. Dishonest: Ethically disoriented. Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced. Fail: Achieve a deficiency. Fairy: Petite airborne humanoid with mystical powers. Fat: Horizontally challenged. Foreign Food: Ethnic cuisine. Garbage man: Sanitation Engineer. Ghetto: Economically disadvantaged area. Girlfriend: Unpaid sex worker. Gossip: Speedy transmission of near-factual information. Housewife: Domestic Engineer. Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor. Illegal Aliens: Undocumented Immigrants. Jailor: Custodial Artist. Jungle: Rain Forest. Late: Rescheduled arrival time. Lazy: Motivationally deficient. Lumberjack: Tree Murderer. Natural Disaster: Global Warming occurrence. Sex change: Gender reassignment. Short: Vertically challenged. Shy: Conversationally selective. Spendthrift: Negative saver. Talkative: Abundantly verbal. Tall: Vertically enhanced. Trailer Park: Mobile Home community. Ugly: Cosmetically different. Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured. Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual. White Trash: White Trash. Worst: Least best. Wrong: Differently logical. Get the idea? Don't tell the truth!!